Wherein I casually regurgitate internet musings of things I admire but could never truly know; such as post-modern architecture and group sex.
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
33 years old: *sips coffee* One wrong move and this could all go down in flames. Jesus Christ.